Something thicker, sweeter, yes please.
Swimming in pools is boring, we need…
Something like Jello or pudding or squash.
Cooked or raw? Cooked with mashed peas,
And filled to the brim,
Below the knees.
Mix it with sugar, make a paste.
I dare you to dive in and take a taste!
Make sure to warn the next brave souls
That it is fun and short-lived before it molds.
Be aware of beetles, rats and wasps;
Avoid swimming with them at all costs.
If you need more squash to cover the floor,
Tell me and I’ll ask the farmer for more.