One. Take out your rubber mat.
Two. Unroll it and lay it flat on the ground, avoiding open spaces.
Three. Wear a rubber rain jacket and boots, and fold body into child’s pose, without physical contact with the ground.
Four. Wait for the lightning storm to end.
Five. Roll up your mat and take off your rubber rain jacket.
Six. Skip around your island to warm up and dry off.
Seven. Boil a pot of tea on your gas stove.
Eight. Pour the beverage into a travel mug with a lid.
Nine. Sip and observe the storm’s aftermath.